Scribbling Is An Art Form

For now anyway. Not sure if anyone even uses this site anymore, busy pimping their whore asses out at MySpace. (Note: I'm a whore ass too apparently because I joined the craze like the lemming I aspire to be)

Don't know that there is any real news to impart, nothing worth typing anyway. (typing be a painful and arduous task obviously, duh)  Some health stuff, but that's patently uninteresting unless your me so I'll restrain myself there.  I'm swelling up like a Macy's parade float and why is a mystery beyond my doctors ken. Sorry, had to let a little out, just relieving the pressure.

Trying to get my financial aid fixed so I can go back to school, still shooting at the studio when the urge strikes and there is a need, the urge strikes less and less tho.  I'm liking the idea of freelance right now.  I'm still; doing photo retouching and digital makeovers here at home tho, so if interested buzz me.  I can change hair color( or remove dark roots), add make up ( or remove dark circles and blemishes), or correct bad lighting or some background issues. My rates are reasonable, swear! Gonna get a site up for it.

Caught up on Smallville from last season and was roundly dressed down by my child for being "a nerd, geek, and the biggest dork ever!" for knowing why Clark went all "Bizzaro" at the end.  Gotta' love it when your kids hit an age where they respect and admire their CD collection more than their parents.  I see pain and angst in our future there.

Duff is MIA, Duff? Un-MIA your ass please.  My mind is beginning to atrophy and I need your assistance.


That's about all I'm of a mind to type just now. Wonder if anyone even reads this shit.

I have internets again.... this site seems completely dead but... yeah..whatever right? I have internets!!!

I'm employee of the months. Yay and gayness to me!  Picture framed on the thingy and everthin'!  Means I sold the most shit out of all the shit sellers.  Which, either means I'm a good photogfrapher with the ability to speak and count, or a mediocre photog who happens to be highly verbose and rather sharp and deceives the witless into parting with many the Benjamin.  Little from column A, little from column B, me thinks...hopes.

I have a diet tumor or something.  I eat like4 bites of any meal and I feel so full Im nauseaus and puffed up feeling....... Yay tumor!

There is no excuse for poor spelling on the Internet. It's ok to have no sense of consonant-vowel relations, but for Christ's sake SPELL CHECK!  Bad spelling on something that is for public consumption makes you look like a moron...even if your not.  Above all it makes me grind my teeth, so shape up.

Here.  I'll hold your hand this first time.
http://www.spellcheck.net/

*_{This post spell checked by me, cuz' I'm awfool smert.}

"They always talk who never think."

Mathew Prior

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them."

George Bernard Shaw

Current Mood: Smah!

I've had a cookie, chocolate, AND caffeine today.  My sugar is still reasonable and my heart is...still there. HA physical infirmity, I bite my thumb at thee!